"ON AN UNRELATED NOTE - Let us marvel at my ENDLESS talents…
Today I turned a pantry with “no food” into a fantastic dinner consisting of:
- A Pear and Orange Italian Soda
- Grilled Goat Cheese and Honey sandwhich
- Ranch Beans (really didn’t tie anything together….but we had em and I couldn’t resist)"
Aw yuh classy food from cans and leftovers.
SUCK IT, MINIMUM WAGE.